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I don't think any of my boyfriends have had such a positive impact on my life. You know, cup of Joe sends me off to work every day.

Farvardin: One who protects the good and the pure / Wendy: Says "I love you" way too frivolously

"If your prognostication about a pending recession proves true, I have faith you’ll be among the few who can still afford bottle service."

First there was a cluck-cluck here, then a cluck-cluck there, but soon my nightmares were filled with the cooings and cawings of the foulest fowl.

Oh, you didn’t think I was a "real" doctor? Having your Ph.D. is nothing to scoff at. And I have two.

The Time-Out - Take a break from spanking your husband to go spank your children for not doing the dishes.

Nothing makes a man feel more like a god than putting together a woman’s misshapen pieces and presenting a beautiful picture to post on Instagram.

Phone ringer volume must be all the way down, so no one is distracted by a late call from Justin H. Each of us must be into our third Moscow Mule.

My baby teeth set in a silver box / A vial of the tears I cried every time he asked me for nudes after I kept saying no

A Pair of Cantaloupes: Honestly I wasn’t going to say anything because it’s 2020, but come the fuck on cantaloupe.

Engage in an almost lyrical conversation about Laura Dern’s early work in Blue Velvet, noting its extreme qualities but necessary rise to canon.

You could try to explain bronze die-cut milling and how it creates a unique texture for holding sauce better, but there’s no need. Susan left you.