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Let me guess: 21? Barnard student? Appears edgy at holidays, but how edgy? You wouldn't know. Perhaps... I can help.

Find a project, be passionate about it, let it consume you until you have no time or energy for sex with your wife.

Don't dwell on your decision to crush that hitchhiker’s skull after listening to your partner suck lettuce from their molar for the last seven exits.

He used words like “dooth” and “swete”, and I still have no idea what they mean. And his fashion is from the 1300s -- lots of beige-colored tunics.

If he’s willing to stand behind his declaration of love for your “sweet ass,” then odds are that he’ll also be into a committed relationship.

Although, speaking of our actual bodies, you should absolutely look a gift horse in the mouth. You can tell a horse's age by looking at its teeth.

We don’t know if Trappist 1-h’s theoretical moons exist or not, but the motions of these maybe-moons are still going to fuck your shit up, Cancer.

You'll be ready to snatch your body back from the erratic specter that’s possessed it---and look "snatched" doing it!

Two ghosts are ready to make a move to the city, will they find an eternal haunt?

As she trails off, she restarts "The Office" on Netflix for the twenty-fifth time and pulls her couch blanket over herself.

The 1960s: Students are now allowed to bring lunches with them to school.

"Gone in 60 Seconds": I watched until they stole their first car, which was, fittingly, 60 seconds. I got the gist. Commence make-out.