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You think you know a person and then they run off with 29 of your closest friends to do a smash-and-grab.

Max acknowledges that you are now an out lesbian with a live-in girlfriend and three dogs so he has suggested the following addendums.

Imagine him chasing after a ping pong ball. Imagine him eating a banana horizontally, à la corn on the cob.

"What gives? Let's get fro-yo and drop a piano on him Looney Tunes-style."

I would think this would be first-three-date territory, even. Instead, you decided to mention it a decade into our relationship.

There wasn’t a single awkward pause, which is rare because I get anxious when I talk to a search engine I want to optimize.

Does he keep dropping hints about a dark backstory? Everyone knows that the hottest men are deeply traumatized by their pasts.

Immediately reschedule the client-by-client reviews; I like him so much I’m gonna throw up.

We give single people a chance to fall in love by making sure they are distracted by a bunch of petty in-fighting and random side-eye.

I still have all 327 of your fan letters from 1997--kick-ass Lisa Frank stationary, by the way--and I’m sorry it’s taken so long to respond.

2. Wear it as a Halloween costume! There’s nothing more terrifying than the repercussions of the wedding-industrial complex.

- He’s been trying out different mating calls. - You’ve caught him googling “Brown Booby,” “Great Tit,” and “Cock-of-the-Rock.”