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Wow! This Guy Seemed Genuinely Kind and Interested In Me, But How I Blow Him Off Because of My Deep-Seated Insecurity Is Even Crazier!
Tag: Relationships
Horny Bulgarian Women Looking to Fuck Near You!
I never wanted to be the jealous girlfriend, but the first thing I did when my boyfriend moved to Bulgaria is Google "Are Bulgarian women hot?"
25 Signs Your Girlfriend is Having an Affair with Donald Trump
Suddenly, all your girlfriend wants to do is play golf, hang around casinos, and insult people riding around in sub-compact cars.
Six Reasons I Can’t Handle Your Compliments
If you have something nice to say to me, I beg you to reconsider—I just can't handle that kind of loaded pressure.
9 Ways to Get Over Your Ex (Literally)
If you've ever been dumped, ignore the barrage of meaningless drivel about how to get over an ex. Here's how to really do it.
How to Not Fall Asleep Quickly: A 12-Step Guide for Single Women
Pick any ex-boyfriend at random, and dwell upon his cruel non-verbal communication - the eye-rolls, smirks, and resentful sighs. Imagine having slapped him every time.
Lovers Divided (The Unhappy Accident)
So you were still cheating on me, you were drinking again, and you killed me! Did I leave anything out, you jerk? Now look where you've gotten us!
How to Survive a Break-Up: 10 Guidelines of Emotional Support
Breaking up with someone can be extremely painful—I should know, I watched it happen on TV once. Here are the realistic feelings to expect and actions to take.
The 5 Cats You’ll Have to Euthanize Before You Find Mr. Right
The fact is there's only room for one lazy prick in each lady's household. So, once you've made the decision that a man can ignore you in ways a cat just can't...
4 “Sociopathic” Behaviors That Actually Mean He’s Into You
You've just met a cute guy and you're wondering: Is he a scary man with the potential to one day angry-murder you, or is he actually (gasp!) into you?
5 Things to Show a Woman on Your First Date
This complete stranger woman may take an instant disliking towards you and your offline personality. Unless you can pull these aces out of your hole.
How to Survive as a Nice Guy
Being a "nice guy" is very difficult. So I have designed the following 10 guidelines to offer comfort, hope, and advice to all my fellow struggling nice guys.