Guy’s Guide to “Making Your Move” on a Girl
Here's how to make a move on a girl. Sure, you can play grab-ass on the dance floor or makeout in a dark corner all night, but eventually you'll need this hookup-at-home tutoring.
Tag: Relationships
How to Argue With Females
A step-by-step guide to winning arguments with women - including cheap shots and techniques to break down your girlfriend.
Civil Disobedience: The Ex-Girlfriend Letters
When your ex-girlfriend turns the revenge meter up to 'crazy,' the politely constructed blackmail letter may be your only chance at a truce.
This is Why I’m Single
You wanna know the real reasons I don't have a girlfriend? Because girls can't let anything go, including arguments and the phone.
Stupid Questions Only Girls Ask
Every girl comes armed with a standard set of annoying questions designed to break men down. Don't get caught with your pants down.
The 10 Types of College Relationships
Everyone's in it for a reason, whether it's love, money or Facebook status. And if you're not sure, you're the annoying Indecisive Couple.
How to Completely Emasculate a Man
Women, want to take complete control of your man? Get him to love you, leave him, take him back, then eliminate his friends.
The 5 Most Popular Types of Lies
From harmless to preposterous, it's undeniable that lying plays an important role in our lives. One that the truth just can't handle.
The Worst Sexual Encounter in My Fucking Life
A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.
The True Female Orgasm: A Story
Eating out doesn't have to be expensive, but if you wanna get the job done right, you might have to spring for a bullhorn and a diamond ring.
I Once was a Revenge-Seeking-Slut (For a Day Anyway)
<p>Gather ‘round Readers, as I tell you a tale of a more naïve Roxy, a younger Roxy, a little camper Roxy.<br />
How I Met My Wife
When you've got an itch that even the dog can't seem to scratch the right way, turn to Nick Gaudio. He'll set your ass straight.