The Theory of the Unlandable Guy
There are a lot of hypotheses for the mystery of the failed hookup, but none with such extensive research in the field (of cannabis).
There are a lot of hypotheses for the mystery of the failed hookup, but none with such extensive research in the field (of cannabis).
It's not like you're wearing sunglasses you know. I can feel the heat from your eyes burning on me like a thousand suns. You want me so badly.
Okay, I'll admit screwing your wife in public was wrong, but completely emasculating you in the process, well, that was way out of line.
Looks like your boyfriend caught wind of your poor bedside manners. Now's a good time to blow hard on his weather vane.
Here's how to figure out your girlfriend's true number. Because Sexual History is one class your college doesn't offer... at least not yet.
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I conducted a little survey to find out how badly I am wanted. I took this survey and I found that 100% of people want me. I mean it’s basic math.
Tired of trying in vein to get with women? Being a dick is harder than it looks, but with a little bit of cockiness, you're on your way up.
A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!
When your romantic evening comes to a head, don't forget your manners; hair-pulling and face-fucking are enough to make her spit.
When it comes to hooking up, you have to play by the rules. Baby talk? Anal? If you're not careful, it's going to be your ass.