Romantic Comedy or Horror Movie?
A woman realizes she’s in love with her best friend and vows to stop his wedding by any means necessary.
Tag: Relationships
Trigger Warnings for the Insecure Moviegoer
This movie may contain scenes of happily married couples interacting pleasantly that will remind you of your current marital strife.
Ways to Say “I Love You,” Adjusted for Inflation
- You’re the crab-apple of my eye - You’re the love of my mid-life - You’re my other third
Would Someone for the Love of God Please Object to This Marriage
Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.
Your Apps Are Here to Help
Facebook: Hey, remember me? I’m totally relevant to your demographic! Want to see Dakota’s prom photos from 2006?
Post-Coital Word Choices, Analyzed by WordleBot
“YIKES” Really? Of the 2,309 possible Wordle solutions out there, this is not the one we would have picked to say to our partner.
How to Know He’s the One—The Chosen One, That Is
If they have a mentor over the age of sixty who spends most of their day wearing robes, then you are dealing with an absolute keeper.
I Think My Boyfriend Is About to Propose or Kill the President
All the signs are there. Darren’s always said our relationship is “the one perfect thing in this godforsaken hellhole of a country.”
You All Know Nothing About My Perfectly Normal Relationship!
Well, I bet you all felt pretty stupid a month later when we got divorced. You all are just wrong time after time.
14 Cute Signature Wedding Cocktails That Say “I Give It a Year”
The May-Decemberita: Sherry with a sprinkle of Molly.
Parasocial Security Will Take Care of Your Favorite Aging Celebrities
Instead of throwing your funds away on selfish pursuits, this new program ensures your precious headcanon stays intact.
How to Tell If That Guy Who Desperately Needs a Kidney Like-Likes You
He asks you about yourself, things like, “Can you give me a kidney?” and, “So how’s about that kidney?”