Prenup for Hipster Dirtbags
The bandmates of both Cuccaro and Smith shall have their longstanding permission to “crash on the couch” revoked no later than the day of divorce.
The bandmates of both Cuccaro and Smith shall have their longstanding permission to “crash on the couch” revoked no later than the day of divorce.
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A woman realizes she’s in love with her best friend and vows to stop his wedding by any means necessary.
This movie may contain scenes of happily married couples interacting pleasantly that will remind you of your current marital strife.
- You’re the crab-apple of my eye - You’re the love of my mid-life - You’re my other third
Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.
Facebook: Hey, remember me? I’m totally relevant to your demographic! Want to see Dakota’s prom photos from 2006?
“YIKES” Really? Of the 2,309 possible Wordle solutions out there, this is not the one we would have picked to say to our partner.
If they have a mentor over the age of sixty who spends most of their day wearing robes, then you are dealing with an absolute keeper.
All the signs are there. Darren’s always said our relationship is “the one perfect thing in this godforsaken hellhole of a country.”
Well, I bet you all felt pretty stupid a month later when we got divorced. You all are just wrong time after time.