Dating an MFA Student: Preliminary Waiver and Release
Your Date reserves the right to describe your physical shortcomings, erroneous grammar, ill-chosen wardrobe, and sub-par erotic technique in detail.
Tag: Relationships
10 Ways My New Relationship Is Nothing Like the Ryan Lochte Gas Station Scandal of the 2016 Rio De Janeiro Olympics
I’ve never lied about being robbed at gunpoint to avoid admitting to pissing in some bushes outside of a western Rio de Janeiro gas station.
A LinkedIn Account of the Most Painful Breakup of My Life
But if we were to bring about authentic disruption and long-lasting change, we needed to diversify our core team.
How Do You Label Your Non-Committal Relationship?
This person is definitely not your boyfriend or girlfriend or someone you even like very much. How do you define these short-term relationships?
Birdwatching Journal Highlights from the Year My Wife Cheated on Me with Our Neighbor Rick
Haven't done much birdwatching lately. Birdfeeder full of bird shit. Ex-wife and Rick going strong.
6 Times It’s Completely Okay to Contact Your Ex
If you’re out-of-your-mind blackout wasted, prefrontal cortex operating at 0% capacity, contacting your ex is a fine way to direct your endorphins.
Credit Card Points: Your Key to the Ultimate Post-Pandemic Vacation
One credit card point can be worth 1.3 to 1.7 cents. I tried explaining this to my wife, but she was on a work call and I don’t think she really took it in.
5 Ways to Forget Your Ex by Redecorating
A common bedroom reno tip is to take a fancy trash can—like that gaudy, twisting, fuchsia disaster that Rachel bought—and flip it upside-down.
Dracula Regrets Opening Up His Marriage
I was the one who asked for it, and I had a lot of success at first: one, two, three! Three brides! Ah, ah, ah!
A Teacher Weaves His Marital Strife into His Second Grade Spelling Lesson
Help: Never be afraid to ask for help. Some couples go to a marital counselor for help. Help.
If You Want to Date My Daughter You’re Going to Have to Help Me Get My Wife to Let Me Back into the House First
I don’t know if they teach conflict resolution in that school of yours these days, but I sure could use some relationship advice.
Did You Fall in Love at First Sight or In a Kiddie Pool Full of KFC Gravy?
- You felt a warm and spicy thick wave crash over you. - Everyone else at the KFC Summer Family Fun Fest faded away.