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Last year, I met the lovely Emma outside a Concord tavern. She said she liked my tri-corner hat and asked if anything else of mine is tri-cornered.

I should never have strayed from the routine. The second I opened that dessert cupboard I knew it was a mistake.

After a big fight, he usually: A) Shotguns a Four Loko in a gas station parking lot B) Chugs a pint of Fireball on your front yard

I scroll through my Venmo feed with fervor, finding out more about your lives from a cash app than I do from the photos you share on Instagram.

The first time you met him, he left you wanting more. Despite knowing he's been with dozens of other people, you're not threatened.

Maybe before departing, the yogurt left a note for its live-in yogurt boyfriend, who was at his company kickball league going absolutely beast mode.

Never Posts in the Group Chat Guy: A true live-only act. He might answer a text if you get sick.

A quiet night in with 60 or more Roman Senators – Don't overthink it! If she's a down-to-earth type, this all she wants on March 15.

I can survive at a depth of six meters under water up to 30 minutes, unlike your ex who just quit it over a spilled lemonade.

The first time you touched me, it was like you read the instruction manual on how to make my water boil.

I don’t appreciate him shaking his moneymaker on my television set to the tune of four easy payments of $19.95.

People have asked, "Braeden, how will you balance the immense responsibilities of being America's 57th Bachelor with running for the office?"