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A quiet night in with 60 or more Roman Senators – Don't overthink it! If she's a down-to-earth type, this all she wants on March 15.

I can survive at a depth of six meters under water up to 30 minutes, unlike your ex who just quit it over a spilled lemonade.

The first time you touched me, it was like you read the instruction manual on how to make my water boil.

I don’t appreciate him shaking his moneymaker on my television set to the tune of four easy payments of $19.95.

People have asked, "Braeden, how will you balance the immense responsibilities of being America's 57th Bachelor with running for the office?"

Now, I know how you feel about your mother giving you tips, but honey: he has a lifetime salary and great health insurance.

Test the vitality of your brain’s grid-mapping cells by devising an elaborate escape route.

Sweetest Day is better and not until October 16th, so I'm actually way early in already talking about it.

I don’t even have the mental energy to try to win her back because your little stunt has put me in such an awful financial situation.

Or how about that day in April when I forget to wash the Cheetos bag? I fell into a fetal position, and I knew you were my soul mate.

The card was so lovely, but unfortunately, I can’t show you it because there was a fire at my desk.

You might guess that my embryonic study schedule has engendered absconsion from social connections, but let me disabuse you of this insipid notion.