Dumbfounded Priest Officiates Soap Opera Wedding
Oh great, the ring bearer is Bryan, Ashley's TOTALLY PLATONIC best friend and brother of her husband, Ryan. Surely his rugged good looks won't fuel any drama.
Tag: Religion
A Tourist’s Guide to the Afterlife
After my wildly successful lecture series, "Where The Hell Am I? A MapQuest For The Afterlife," people had a lot more questions about Heaven. Here's my travel guide!
5 Ways the Catholic Church Can Survive the 21st Century
Here is how the Catholic Church can ensure that it makes it through the little hiccup that has been the 21st century.
4 People the Catholic Church Tells You Should Be Excommunicated
Throughout history, the Catholic Church has been burdened with the daunting task of becoming the world’s buffer against our primitive savagery, the collapse of morality, and non-whites from smiling in public.
Album Review: “Let Me Touch Him” by the Minister’s Quartet
Meet the Minister's Quartet: four holy men who created one of the most historic albums ever to grace vinyl. Since its release, "Let Me Touch Him" has garnered a plethora of awards.
The Time I Accidentally Started a Religion Because Facebook Doesn’t Get Sarcasm
When asked to describe my religious beliefs when I first joined Facebook, I simply typed the sentence, "It involves spaceships and LSD." Now I'm the founding prophet.
The Book of Christmas Revelation
<p><strong>A reading from the Letter of Saint Nicholas to the Grinchians:</strong></p><p>And the Sixth Angel broke the Sixth Seal and did release strange creatures, which did solemnly look not unto like a bunch of really high people cosplaying at a Comic Con. </p>
Are You There God? It’s Me, Andrei
I understand that you're busy and all, but I just thought you should know that this 'plan' of yours pretty much blows! Leave shit alone down here!
It’s Christmas, Ya’ll (The Pageant Every Church Passed On)
Everyone knows Jesus' story is a complicated one. But do they know tidbits like the fact that Joseph wanted to name him Rick? Get the fun facts in this unauthorized pageant!
The Day Jesus Apparently Became a Pagan
A friendly game of Christmas questions at the church turns into an all-out war to win candy canes at any expense: even at the expense of Jesus himself.
Abstinence ’til Marriage: Christians are Fucked
Now that we have birth control, the whole 'saving yourself til marriage' thing is completely out of touch. Sorry, Christians, we're having all kinds of sex.
An Open Letter from God
Dear Humans, If you wouldn’t mind, could you please do me one favor: Stop yelling my name during sex. At first it was kind of flattering, but now it’s just ridiculous, and completely distracting.