That Old Lady You Flipped Off in Traffic Is a Candidate for Sainthood
Sister Rosemary did nothing to deserve your wrath on JFK Boulevard this afternoon.
Sister Rosemary did nothing to deserve your wrath on JFK Boulevard this afternoon.
2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.
@Corinthians Love is patient love is kind. It does not filter, it does not crop, it is not thirsty #Paul #RunTellThat
I think we can all agree: it is odd how a single (accidental text message / vote with my fellow Cardinals) can change the course of history
Pray especially for those of us who have screamed "SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO MEDITATE" at our children.
The one spring day every year in New York City in which it is neither torrentially sleeting nor 95 degrees and humid.
This is on both of us: you put me in the position of being responsible for humanity, and I let my savior complex feed right into that.
The customer is always right, unless they contradict an utterance bequeathed by the orbs.
Leader Ron also just told us he has binged through seasons 1 and 2 of The Office last night, and can’t wait to find out how Jim and Pam's arc ends.
I’m not sure what the deal is but I wanted to lodge a formal complaint. Do you have an email?
Let's start by setting some intentions. I'll go first. My intention is to be present--in this parking space.
I maybe should have drawn a line on bacteria, viruses, and diseases, but God wasn’t in a very conciliatory mood at the time.