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Let me know if "Indulgence preachers hate him!" works for you as a tagline.

Tries to order hummus at every restaurant on the lunch rotation and when told they don’t have it, indignantly asks, “why not?”

Have you considered making me taller and more visually striking? Might be good for brand recognition.

I know that our omni-everything boss is obsessed with blood metaphors, but this seems a bit gratuitous.

I lost motivation for my role of being the embodiment of vanity. To put it lightly: remote work has challenged the core values I once held dear.

Release the need for meaningless trivia and you will never Google again. If you still thirst for knowledge, there’s always DuckDuckGo.

His mother asketh him to get milk for he hath complained of thirst: but he drew in mischief a bottle of Sonoma Coast Chardonnay she loved dearly.

I know Father Mike and his massive ego won’t like me saying this. The self-proclaimed “superstar” of the baptism world loves the spotlight.

I would have given zero stars if I could! It’s really amazing what’s “not an option” up here.

You shall meet Ra, the Supreme God of the Sun and Creator of All Tan Lines. He will teach thee how to avoid straining thy intervertebral joints.

I didn’t see His star. I mean, I didn’t notice His particular star. Truth be told, I’d had more than a few martinis with my friend, Nadia.

She has experienced the perfect amount of sexual oppression and shame to properly teach your daughters about their growing bodies.