Restaurants are People, Too
A realistic assessment of you, the asshole customer, from the perspective of the most under-appreciated people in a restaurant, the kitchen staff.
Tag: Restaurants
How to Be the Worst Drive-Thru Customer Ever
I make minimum wage at a dead end job. Part of my job includes interacting with you. This means my job fucking sucks. Here's how you can make it worse.
A Letter Regarding My Service at the Happy Valley Restaurant cum Carvery
Dear Sirs, it is only on hindsight that I am truly able to appreciate my server Nigel's innovative style, which others felt made him a 'cheeky bastard.'
Gratuitous Mention: Tipping is Dead
If a waitress has a problem with her salary, she should take it up with her boss. Why should I compensate her for having a shitty job?
No, I Will Not Eat at Applebee’s, Thank You
To me, Applebee’s represents the muddling down of all cultures, to create meals that cater to everyone, and in doing so satisfy no one.
Happy Home for a Happy Meal
When you're designated as the room mom, that means you have a lot of mouths to feed. Are Jello shots at the top or bottom of the pyramid?
Insert Restaurant Name Here
As your family's restaurant server, I'll be: waiting for you to order, waiting for you to leave, and waiting for your daughter to turn legal.
The Applebee’s Menu Items are My Only Friends
With entrees like those sweet, tender Honey BBQ Baby Backs and an endless supply of mouthwatering sides, there's no need for human relationships.
Restaurant Ride
Restaurant Ride
Restaurant Review: The Nate Way
Restaurant Review: The Nate Way