All of the Most Common Vegetarian Menu Items, Ranked
When you request to have the meat removed, they’ll still charge you full price so at least your bank account feels like you’re eating a real meal.
When you request to have the meat removed, they’ll still charge you full price so at least your bank account feels like you’re eating a real meal.
We at Fatty Matty’s Quakin’ Baconz do not assume liability for any health complications and/or death that may arise from the "DOIN’ IT RAW" special.
There is a half-eaten sub sandwich on the ground. It looks like it has been there for some time. / You're here because you wanted to go "green."
Very hard to get a hold of. / Rarely available but never disappears forever. / Covered in BBQ sauce.
No matter how many side pickles one has in their lifetime, each new side pickle feels like the first.
Who else is willing to be drenched by the grease of your chicken a la finger basket? Let’s see Facebook try and do that.
All of West Tampa’s aristocrats, from Hulk Hogan to the purveyor of Oxyclean, would cavort around his twirling menagerie of slushie machines.
Someone of your social ineptitude fears any conflict, meaning you should absolutely feel nervous about upsetting a bored stranger you can't even see.
"Hello, this is Valedy calling. So sorry I missed the gig. I got pranked. Somebody nailed my coffin shut. By the time I got out, it was the next day."
At each Morpheats location, you're welcomed into a cyberpunk dystopia by a pleather-clad “Matrix d’” who takes you to your virtual table.
My business cards are written on giant chalkboards with a topical joke that changes when I feel like it, and I send all receipts to your email.
If we don’t come up with an ingenious sign, no one will ever come in, meaning no one will share post shots of our killer foam art.