Idaho Senator Larry Craig <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070901/ap_on_go_co/craig_arrest;_ylt=A0WTcUJUxtlGBOsARAWs0NUE">resigned from Congress</a> today after becoming part of a sex scandal involving an airport bathroom, an undercover police officer, and some penises.
<span style="font-style: italic;">Newscasters have a responsibility to the people of this country, a responsibility to uphold the free press and the standards of competent journalism, and that responsibility is never more fulfilled than when we can report that a celebrity has been caught having sex with a transvestite.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- Edward R. Murrow</span>