5 Christmas Gifts to Get Your Beloved Without Violating the Restraining Order
The gifts that will bring you closer to that special loved one, even when you have to be 500 feet apart.
Tag: Revenge
How to Get Revenge on Your Roommate Who’s a Protester
I'm not saying that these steps will permanently get rid of YOUR own live-in activist, but for the good of America, shouldn't you at least try?
Kids These Days: Can We Go Back to Non-Murdery Anger and Revenge Techniques?
Kids need to learn that the old school tactics of not killing a person, but killing their will to live, is much safer and rewarding.
10 Fast Food Items That Could End Your Life
A partial list of deadly menu items being added by fast food chains everywhere, as catalogued by the Department of Homeland Security.
10 Easy Ways to Get Back at Your Annoying Neighbors
Ten practical revenge tactics to let your un-neighborly annoying neighbors know that "what goes around, comes around."
Parrots are Assholes
When Mom came home from the swap meet with a trio of parrots, I was stoked. But it didn't take long for me to realize one thing: parrots are assholes.
6 Death Penalty Methods for Capital Punishment Traditionalists
Whatever happened to boiling people in oil? Or the guillotine, or hot lead, or stoning people? Now you have to go to Saudi Arabia for good old-fashioned executions.
Your Pet May Be Trying to Kill You
As pet owners, we like to think that our dog or cat loves us as much as we love them. But sometimes the reality of the situation is, your pet would rather eliminate you.
Executive Committee Minutes for the Hollywood Chapter of the International Jewish Conspiracy
Steven Spielberg, Harvey Weinstein, Barbra Streisand, and Michael Eisner gather for an important meeting to discuss production on the next collection of Jewish films.
Taking the High Road Isn’t Nearly as Satisfying
We learned the lessons of taking the high road vs. low road from Bart Simpson. We smile politely and let the little things go. Until one day for no real reason we snap.
Global Warming 2: Satan’s Revenge
Where has Global Warming truly gone? It is not dead, but dreaming. It lies in wait to punish the wicked. The Bible clearly states that Global Warming is the product of Satan.
Revenge of the Ex
Bumping into an ex you haven't seen or spoken to for ages is one of those embarrassing moments that happens to both sexes. And it's always worse if the ex is with their new partner.