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Ok, so it looks like they’re depicting the many scourges man has brought upon this Earth.

The U15-Humanoid Robot was granted independence by the Government or Earth, and the first thing it decided to do was find a human to marry.

6:45 AM – The Indifference Rover has been located in the staff rec room where it was watching television. It has been returned to the rocket.

Form A Team Of International Criminals To Rob The US Treasury: It’s on your mind now, it’s all you can think about, and you know what? Why not?

Instead of a medical degree, they display the Three Laws of Robotics and a nude photo of R2D2 on the wall.

It’s the only way to hack job market, make killer money, and convince our Robot Overlords to let you keep your original brain!

You: Uber, why are we taking Broadway? Uber: We are briefly stopping at your ex-girlfriend Karen’s house on the way. You two need to talk…

I was unable to tell if it was the machine or I who was screaming as I was jostled unpleasantly amid black smoke and splattering whale jelly.

The Sun Explodes: It’s been on fire for a few centuries now, it is only a matter of time until it explodes like a thing of bug spray in a campfire.

October 1st, 1926 “Automobiles are fine, but Partybots are the future. I don’t understand why my investors are mad.”

“Why does it have breasts?” Uh, women have breasts, okay? i-Rene is obviously female, duh! I mean we named her i-Rene.

The human appeared to be leaking water from its eyes while reading “Baby this is your back,” “All of our umbrellas are so in love,” & “Lose Your Ya!”