A Video Game Tutorial for Your Cheap New Apartment
Welcome to Your Cheap New Apartment! Your main quest is to violate your lease without getting caught.
Tag: Roommates
I’m Pleased to Announce That This Party Has Been Canceled
Having many strangers come to my home was a poorly thought-out concept, and adding alcohol to the mix surely would have created hellfire.
A List of Numbers Lower than My Monthly Student Loan Payment
5: Percentage of my college tuition covered by the inaugural Just a Taste of Hope Ayn Rand Memorial Scholarship.
Roommates of Famous Poets Update Their Amazon Shopping Lists
Robert Frost: - Horse feed - 5-Hour Energy - Map - Seriously you cannot keep calling me to pick you up in the middle of woods
You Think Your Year Was Bad? The Peach I’ve Been Living In for Over 20 Years Just Rotted
“James, how did it get to this point?” I don’t know. I noticed some mold a while back, but nothing more aggressive than the average moist home.
Capture Your Zoom Therapist’s Interest in Just Ten Easy Steps
While it’s important to develop your key players (namely, your mom and your ex-boyfriend Ethan), don’t be afraid to throw in some side characters!
Things to Eat Instead of Grape-Nuts®
Your own teeth, pulsed a few times in the Cuisinart. / Tiny blue gravel from the fish tank you haven’t cleaned out since your guppy, Lucy, died.
I Lived Amongst the Grinch’s 30 Wives for a Week: Here’s What I Learned
The first thing I noticed was my temporary roommates smiled and clapped each time they saw the Grinch’s glorious glutes.
Porn Scenarios Realistically Updated for the Pandemic
A frisky couple chasing a thrill has sex on Instagram Live, but frantically sign off when one of their parents joins the stream.
Which Cell Block of San Quentin Would You Be Assigned To?
What would you try to make your shiv out of? The sharpened end of a toothbrush, or the sharpened bones of a rat you found in your cell and then ate.
How to Find the Perfect Apartment in Hell
Don’t hesitate. If you see an apartment you like, grab a demon’s pitchfork, stab it in your thigh, and sign in blood immediately.
Declaration of Independence from My Toxic Roommate Terrence
The history of Terrence is a history of repeated injuries and not splitting utility costs, all having in direct object the establishment of a tyranny.