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Wooden coffee stirrer, remember when Straw convinced you that the barista went through 45 toothpicks a day? The look on your face! God, he was fun.

I’m not sure what the hell he’s talking about, but as a practicing clinical psychologist, he probably knows something that I don’t.

D-Mo had made a lot of gains over the past year, but he still had so many gains ahead of him. I guess that’s what makes this so difficult.

The Office’s (U.S.) water cooler, The Avalon 3-Temperature Self-Cleaning Bottle-less Water Cooler, was personally recruited by Greg Daniels.

8. The brain's ability to recognize faces is limited to John Lithgow --- Human faces: only computers can tell them apart.

And sure, the judge may say this is all “outside the scope of the trial”---but who are you gonna listen to? Me, or this fuckin' alien judge?

Great Awakening Soufflé: Stir pent-up resentment amongst white Americans (preferably men, but women are an adequate substitute).

Sagittarius: Relishes in cheeses collected from their travels around the world

My patients are my best friends. Where would I be if they hadn't let me crash on their couches after the mob found out I'm sleeping at my office?

I can't marry you into the Dukedom of Wellington: my parents are not the Duke and Duchess of Wellington. They're the Duke and Duchess of Devonshire!

There are three distinct rivers in New York summers: the Hudson, the East, and the one continuously flowing down into your ass crack.

I recently heard from Fox News that two men ages 70 and 72 fought over free cheese at a Costco in South Carolina.