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The movie starred the multi-talented and gregarious Luke Wilson, but the book taught me the word "gregarious." The book was better.

Also, I’ve requisitioned the men’s room for my milling and mashing. I’m not going to be hauling raw grain up the stairs for each and every batch.

It’s a commitment, most football teams have several practices a week. As a single parent, I can’t make that work. Also my son is made of glass.

How awful is it to find someone you think is perfect, only to have them flake out the first time you encounter a tragedy?

Firstly, the phrase, “I know all the words to 'Space Oddity'” is not the best way to start off an application to NASA.

Before you arrived, there was a vibrant community of immigrants from a country in Eastern Europe whose name is escaping me at the moment.

This week’s tarantula would have proven less challenging if we had found it straight away, rather than four hours later during Tina’s sleepover.

What if I told you that I’ve got four laptop computers on my person at this very moment? Because that’s the reality of the situation.

Before writing me off as some vengeful psycho, consider that this little dog thought it was funny to lick Lucy’s face without her consent.

I speculate that these images date back to the early 2010s, based on the woman’s dramatic side bangs and orange tribal body painting.

I bought him that can opener as a gift to use on Boy Scout trips and he mocks me by spelling swears in alphabet soup on our counter!

Who gets to determine when a novel starts and ends in this postmodern age that you would understand if you had read the first six pages too.