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Firstly, the phrase, “I know all the words to 'Space Oddity'” is not the best way to start off an application to NASA.

Before you arrived, there was a vibrant community of immigrants from a country in Eastern Europe whose name is escaping me at the moment.

This week’s tarantula would have proven less challenging if we had found it straight away, rather than four hours later during Tina’s sleepover.

What if I told you that I’ve got four laptop computers on my person at this very moment? Because that’s the reality of the situation.

Before writing me off as some vengeful psycho, consider that this little dog thought it was funny to lick Lucy’s face without her consent.

I speculate that these images date back to the early 2010s, based on the woman’s dramatic side bangs and orange tribal body painting.

I bought him that can opener as a gift to use on Boy Scout trips and he mocks me by spelling swears in alphabet soup on our counter!

Who gets to determine when a novel starts and ends in this postmodern age that you would understand if you had read the first six pages too.

Everyone knows I’m a patriot, but being eaten by a pack of mega-wolves with no natural predators ain’t exactly dying for your country.

Somebody will watch in confusion as a frustrated Jim Carrey thrusts his torso to explain where the parking garage’s car elevator will go.

We are ashamed to be counted among a population that would laud a man for performing a piledriver on a disabled person. Please step down, Mr. Mayor.

Apparently, my haters think I’m ‘off the hook’ but in a bad way, something I didn’t even know was possible.