The Great Outdoors with Jesus Christ and Friends, Episode 2
I hate fishing with Jesus. Well, I abhor fishing anyway, but you'd imagine fishing with JESUS would be a good time. Not so, but I'm here filming it anyway.
Tag: Satire
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