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Sin for the Win!
None of your sinful behavior will ever prevent you from leading the life of a professional athlete. You've just got to choose your sport wisely.
A Basic History of Florida, America’s Dick
Florida has provided the world with jerk-off sports teams, early bird specials, hurricanes, and plenty of illegal Cubans. Unfortunately, the adult film "Hung Chad" was never made.
Salads by Kevin
Dive into innovative and edible salads like The Kevin (lettuce show you how), or spend the night with Kevin Once Stayed at the Waldorf Salad (expensive).
The Twisty-Pop® Popcorn Maker Secrets to Great Popcorn
Your new Twisty-Pop® stove-top popcorn maker pops superior popcorn. Before you start popping, take a moment to try the leading microwaveable brand. Not going to do it, are you?
Reviving the Lost Art of College Bullying
Bullies make life precious. They force you to cherish the little things and give you a deep appreciation for discipline. But it took a concerted effort on my part to bring it to the college campus.
Click Here for an Obvious Virus!
Google pays me $1,702.62 a week to stay at home and surf the web! Want to know how it works? Click the picture link that looks like a virus infecting your computer! DO IT!
Dear Match.com, You Could Use a Guy Like Me
Dear Match.com, I think it's time I join your piece of shit website. I was put on this planet to change your ugly member stereotype forever, which is why I'm requesting a free membership.
The Biggest Fight of His Career: Muhammad Ali vs. Poetry
For years Muhammad Ali was challenged by the elusive simile. He was plagued by its power, unable to express his unorthodox fighting style with poignant, poetic beauty.
In the Future There Will Be Swords Again
I am from the future and my people chose me to come back and warn your generation about the oncoming swordslaught. Every horrifying tales of the human downfall involves swords.
A Sucker’s Guide to Sports Terminology
I will not be fooled again, because I have learned to speak sports' hieroglyphically constructed language. Here is my gift to you fellow victims: A Partially Definitive Guide to the Terms of Sports.
Milestone Legal Case: Rudolph v. North Pole Reindeer Team (1964)
Rudolph 'the Red-Nosed Reindeer' Jenkins, famous for being discriminated against because of the color of his nose, and not allowed to join the reindeer team, was in court following the Christmas of 1963.