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Got a haircut and started showering every day. And I’m pretty sure he got my Michael Scott tattoo removed, but he won’t let me see.

You're eleven, and first thing's first: everybody is going to be super impressed that you, an eleven-year-old, are already reading Hemingway.

Many respond just as you have, with eyes glazed over with astonishment and mouths agape, almost asking to be fed more knowledge.

Are our resources best used on returning to the moon, a place explored over 120 years ago by a team of astronomers with huge beards and wizard hats?

Instead of the dangerous, unethical practice of cloning once-extinct dinosaurs, our exhibits are human clones who pretend to be dinosaurs.

The study ended after the cone of peach ripple divorced its husband on the grounds that he was having an affair with a strawberry cheesecake.

Relativity is abstract, I know. Let’s give it some specificity, to see if we can make it more accessible for you.

Wow, coral, fish, AND crabs—sounds biodiverse as hell. Whatcha gonna call it? The… “sunlight zone”?

1851: As railroads begin crisscrossing the nation, NASA constructs its own line of over 300 feet of railroad track going straight upward.

People I trusted to think through issues started quoting slogans I didn’t understand. “The dead are better off remaining dead,” they would say.

I do not rattle off these projections to inspire fear in the public. But we can no longer expect that IP extracted through traditional processes.

Oh. You're hung up on the "no pants" thing. Uh, look, time travel is an imprecise science.