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How could two islands of near-identical climate, geology, and elevation give rise to two such distinct, yet delicious creatures? Science rocks.

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, Although millions of microscopic mites which live in the pores of the skin will be out to feast

My hours are long, there’s no clock, and my wages are… well it’s just the pellets, isn’t it?

Pours some liquid into some test tubes, gets their big science-y machine going, and boom. He made me. This human/frog hybrid “monster.”

I’m a different breed altogether. How will you catch a man who does his own research?

$math on the board$

We’re excited to announce that, in producing the new PEMDAS, we’ve partnered with French tire proprietor and restaurant reviewer Michelin!

We, the authors (your neighborhood walking group), are hopeful that an analysis of our findings will lead you to finally shut the fuck up about this.

6:45 AM – The Indifference Rover has been located in the staff rec room where it was watching television. It has been returned to the rocket.

Teaching has a way of working you down to the bone. And, frankly, I’m tired. Bone tired.

Fair Britannia’s genius has warmed the globe with her belching smokestacks and engines of industry, and the cruel polar ice is in retreat.

Tall, blonde, and glamorous goblins with mullets, breaking out in song, will banish teenagers to bogs that smell of fecal matter, among other things.

For too long, we have ignored the very real threat that COVID-19 can survive in and be spread through ectoplasm.