I’m the Ghost of Albert Einstein and I’m Worried You Only Think of My Tongue Picture
I’m very worried that you know me for one picture taken on my 72nd birthday more than anything else.
I’m very worried that you know me for one picture taken on my 72nd birthday more than anything else.
It seemed like you perked up a little when Josh mentioned he was trying to make mythological hybrid beasts in a lab he built in his basement.
You can’t convict me for something a parallel universe version of myself did.
2020 was one of the most exciting years in hornet history, as we continued our westward expansion into North America.
An infuriating but addicting premise, "Emily in Hot Water" chronicles the Atlantic Ocean’s journey to temperatures not seen in at least 2,900 years.
I’m thankful for friendships, romance, love of family--any bond that involves physical contact and is so strong it can supersede self-preservation.
Don’t worry, I’ve left them with enough food to last several weeks, which in this case is a bottle cap of water and a couple of croutons.
Did you know a stroke of lightning lasts roughly 30 microseconds? DID YOU?! What if I hadn’t hit the cable at the right microsecond, Doc?
Do you want to use the Julian calendar? Because I can make that happen tomorrow. Whenever tomorrow is on that mess.
You can’t go back in time to kill Hitler, but you can go back to start your watercolor hobby earlier so you’d be at a more intermediate level now.
The possibilities are endless due to your contribution. You could be used to study telepathy, astral projecting, homeopathy, ESP, and many more.
Alternative facts are just as good as regular facts. Better, even, because the only limit is your imagination!