Pretending to Be a Dad so Other Parents Don’t Get Jealous of Your Baller Childless Lifestyle
Delete all the photos on your social media that indicate you ever had a life before children. Replace them with a solid wall of photos of your kids.
Delete all the photos on your social media that indicate you ever had a life before children. Replace them with a solid wall of photos of your kids.
Polls show that over 80% percent of people in their late teens have tried talking in a foreign language at least once.
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The situation has changed, soldier. You’ve shacked up with ultimate germ vector: A human male.
“It’s been a long time since I burst into tears because a publishing house didn’t get its jacket copy before deadline.”
This is going to hell in a hand-job! / What in masturbation?! / Fallopian out loud! / No shit, short-cock.
Allow 10 minutes to complete this profile, or until you realize that true love is a farce, whichever comes first.
Henry Ford observed that it’s not enough to build a good car, you also need to give your workers a token pay raise to generate some good press.
Betsy & Benji, Sewing the Body Electric: Betsy Ross's flag-sewing prowess inspired warriors to greatness. Benjamin Franklin's magnetism was electric.
Hannibal Buress: You learned what feminism is from "Broad City," and you’re not 100% on board with it yet.
My parents knew they had early mornings in the factory, just working towards the American dream, but there was something special about that night.