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Atheists say there are no higher powers, but the first time you see a Neptoid’s sponges you’ll realize atheists don’t know shit.

We give single people a chance to fall in love by making sure they are distracted by a bunch of petty in-fighting and random side-eye.

I’m a lover, but that doesn't mean I don’t have boundaries. So I set in place this one simple rule to make sure no one is allowed to disturb me.

When people told me they thought this song was about sexual relations, this corn-shuckin’ country boy was shocked.

One member described you as having "the chirpy positivity of a high school debate team coach."

Jerry Kaufman (Your Dad): Did I think we were going to conceive a child during the Insurance Adjusters of American Convention? No.

“YIKES” Really? Of the 2,309 possible Wordle solutions out there, this is not the one we would have picked to say to our partner.

WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?

How can someone from Nebraska not want to talk about football, like, at all?

The Fade-to-Black: Slowly dim the lights while you engage in suggestive banter, such as, “Hello there, big boy.” That’s all.

-The “proper” way to peel a banana (other fruits and vegetable should be fine) -Organized religion -The taste, texture, or general concept of milk

I think we can all agree: it is odd how a single (accidental text message / vote with my fellow Cardinals) can change the course of history