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I have to be me. I’m not going to stop eating the heads off of my mates after sex just because “the patriarchy frowns on it, Allie,”

Once again it is that time of year when the hosts of Solvil go absolutely crazy. Everyone has that time of year where they just lose control!

The people of Texas have disappointed millions of people who wanted their fates sealed by a hot guy for once.

Talk to the hand! The Zima is chilling on ice, Matchbox Twenty is in the CD player, and Trevor’s all sexy up in here with his puka shell necklace on.

Find a project, be passionate about it, let it consume you until you have no time or energy for sex with your wife.

Don't dwell on your decision to crush that hitchhiker’s skull after listening to your partner suck lettuce from their molar for the last seven exits.

He used words like “dooth” and “swete”, and I still have no idea what they mean. And his fashion is from the 1300s -- lots of beige-colored tunics.

Depression: Did I go too far by putting a puppy on my lap as I hold a guitar? Sure, I don’t know how to play guitar, but she doesn’t know that.

It rains all the time and sometimes floods, but it’s never awful, so it wouldn’t surprise me if our Heavenly Father said this purely to make a fuss.

Halfway down the stairs, the humming stops, but you hear a choir of singing voices instead. “Mom?”

The 1960s: Students are now allowed to bring lunches with them to school.

A Jack-o'-Polyamory-Pamphlets: Nothing says, "we’re leaving each other," like joining separate sex cults.