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Pour the wine, light the fire/Girl your wish is my command* *Theirs is an equal exchange of pleasure, because it's about consent!

A lot of people will call into question whether or not attacking robots in a theme restaurant can be considered a sport.

We grew together. We have history. Does vape know that you used to slobber too much in your tween years?

“Show Me the Money!” I kept shouting this because I thought it was pretty funny (I mean, we were in the casino and I was trying to win the big bucks)

I’m not sure what the hell he’s talking about, but as a practicing clinical psychologist, he probably knows something that I don’t.

I can't marry you into the Dukedom of Wellington: my parents are not the Duke and Duchess of Wellington. They're the Duke and Duchess of Devonshire!

There are three distinct rivers in New York summers: the Hudson, the East, and the one continuously flowing down into your ass crack.

Supplements are filled with patented-yet-unpronounceable ingredients originally designed to make racehorses faster and more prone to heart attacks.

One time I was forced to watch my snail body get boiled, made into a ceviche soup, and served to a family of blondes on their backyard tennis court.

My son only talks about candy lately, as though there is nothing more to running a business than coming up with colorful and dangerous food for kids.

I'm web famous! A viral video of me got over 2.5 million views. Look up, “total dipshit can’t find toilet in changing room, gives up, PEES himself.”

Do not launder money through your birdhouse. It is a crime punishable by penalty of not getting to have a birdhouse anymore.