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My tuxedo-clad sperm steward Rene greeted me in French and explained, “All of our top grade sperme de France is aged to perfection."

After 30 great years, we’ve decided to scale back our breastaurant theme and make the transition to one of a more family-friendly restaurant.

Eight planets and the actual forms of reproduction by their inhabitants, verified as authentic by Scientology Monthly and USA Today.

Valentine's Day seduction tips so that one day she may say, “Yes.” From someone who has never been in a relationship (for obvious reasons).

Why does a beautiful girl like me only have 37 friends? Because I'm selective, that's why. Just click "confirm" already.

There are a few times a year when I have the energy to have sex, but contrary to popular belief, I'm not having all the sex.

Any reindeer that have seen graphic photos of the horrific effects of Red Nose Waffle or Silver Balls know it's nothing to mess with.

Janine, love of my life, woman of my dreams, hired a ball grabber for me. I didn't even know those women existed until I met her.

Single this holiday season? Feeling lonely beside your no-bake marshmallow casserole at the last friendsgiving? Peep these recipes!

Now that Scott Baio is 56, it's time to start making the Playboy mansion safer and more enjoyable for aging dirty old men.

Your order of: J&D's Bacon Condoms 3-Pack, The Original Infant Circumcision Trainer, and 7 other items has shipped!

The hottest supernatural female slayer/hunters, as well as those women who just happen to have bad-ass monster-killing skills.