Top 5 Sexiest Female Ghosts
The Top 5 Sexiest Female Ghosts, granted their title for no other reason than sheer hotness, regardless of how much their movie or TV show was devoid of substance.
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19 Famous Poets Teach You How to Get Laid
Poetry is the lazy writer's way to express oneself. No wonder it's the perfect starter kit to get you laid! Prepare to be lauded as a genius, both in and out of bed.
10 Ways to Make Your Facebook Profile Sexier
It's time you embrace social networking, and use Facebook the way all exceptional people do: to get laid. Here's some research to make your profile sexier.
Bang Sluts While the Time is Ripe
When it boils down to it, and all the cultural and societal bullshit of this Kim Kardashian era is wiped away, what we are left with is this: all girls are sluts.
Big Primpin’: How Girls Prepare to Get Laid
For women, preparing to get laid means looking like you WANT to get laid. It's not about attractiveness, but looking like you've made an effort and are up for it.
Songs to Have Sex To
A soundtrack to your night of sweaty, slick passion is the closest you're ever going to come to recreating that scene in Titanic when Kate and Leo bone in the car.
Nice Guys Don’t Finish Last, They Win
I have designed the following six guidelines in order to assist nice guys in their quest for happiness and love. It's simple: first let your heart die, then play the game.
Top 5 Sexiest Female Zombies
To a man, nothing is hotter than the idea of a woman who wants nothing more than to devour him, along with the guarantee that she's going to swallow.
Top 5 Sexiest Male Zombies
This year we've picked a somewhat daunting monster to find attractive. As walking corpses, zombies tend not to be included very often when erotic fantasies come to mind.
Getting Laid with Science
Fortunately, we now know what cues women are unconsciously driven by, as well as some of the situations that are more conducive to the release of your inner Bonaduce.
The Kardashian Rise to the Bottom
As I sit on my couch watching an Armenian family dressed in cheetah print argue, I think to myself, "What does it take to keep up with the Kardashians?"
Top 5 Sexiest Warlocks
Witchery isn't all cauldrons, eye of newt, and lesbians on Buffy. Here is my list of male witches (warlocks, sorcerers and assorted necromancers) who put the "ab" in "abracadabra."