Boner Costumes: The Abbreviated Version
Speaking of Halloween costumes, it's kind of my favorite thing to come up with, especially phallic puns. This year I've decided to go as Premature Ejaculating Santa.
Tag: Sex
Top 5 Sexiest Witches/Covens
Women have always wielded a magical power over men that can bring us to our knees, even though they often cast those spells while on theirs. Here are the hottest witches.
How Every Type of Porn Has Tainted Our Sex Lives (Part 1 of 2)
The numerous techniques in today's pornography and how they're making us cold towards the act, making it mechanical, taking out the feeling, treating the vagina like a well-oiled plastic bag with legs.
Adventures in Phone Sex
Okay. So, um...you're all alone in the motel room. You're sitting on the bed. You're watching porn and you're starting to get hard. And those dwarves are just tearing that bitch up. There's seven of them.
Underground History: Panhandles of the Great J. Edgar Hoover
It's well known that FBI director J. Edgar Hoover was a flaming, cross-dressing closet queen with an obsession for large male appendages. Here's the rest of Hoover's strange story.
Sluts are Awesome: If You Enjoy Sex, Fucking Do It!
I like everything about sluts: their slutty clothes, their slutty conversation, their slutty company...the whole slutty package. I am strongly pro-slut.
Prebirthers Demand to See Obama’s Parent’s Sex Tape
Just days after releasing his birth certificate, President Obama is under new attack by citizens demanding to see the videotape of Barack Obama, Sr. and Ann Dunham having sex on or around November 4, 1961.
To the Manager of Motel 666: This Ghost Rape Will Not Stand
Dear Sir, I've been a tenant in the dumpster of your motel for two months now, and I can't take the constant brutal ghost rape anymore. I'm suing you for $100 million and a handjob.
Lunatic Stripper Fantasy Land
There are certain types of films that exist for one purpose only: to be enjoyed on a purely visual level, preferably muted with White Zombie playing. Suckerpunch is that kind of movie.
The Four (and Only) Reasons Women Cheat
Barring the influence of roofies or chloroform, or revenge for you cheating on her/treating her like shit, these are the only four reasons a woman will cheat.
So You’re Dating a MILF
Six things you need to know about MILFs before making one your girlfriend, you curious and/or loveable and/or perverted manwhore, you.
6 Things Sluts Say When They Want to Have Sex
Sluts use a certain type of language to let the typical depraved male know exactly when they are down to fuck. Here is an incomplete list of some of those slut lines.