A Step-by-Step Guide to Naming Your Penis and Testicles
By personalizing what they love most, men make something already special even closer. Not naming your penis is like forgetting to name one of your kids.
Tag: Sex
As an Attorney Who Specializes in Pro-Bono, I Would Be Happy to Fuck You
As an attorney who has engaged in unprotected pro-bono work for the majority of my career, I can tell you that I would like to take your case, and to deliver you satisfaction right there in the courtroom; on the desk of the District Attorney, if need be.
7 Monster Nudie Date Movies That Might Get You Laid
Back in the 60’s adult films weren’t allowed to show pubes n’ peeps, but they could show boobies. When Harry Novak combined tits, ass, Frankenstein, Dracula in 1964 to make the immortal Kiss Me Quick!, the monster nudie was born.
Six Ways Women Use the Word “Pussy” During Sex
I guess some dudes boner up over dirty language, but I just can't stomach pussy talk. As far as I'm concerned, a girl should never actually reference her vagina unless she quietly and simply points at it.
Las Vegas Spring Break Alibis
A list of alibis for the common events you will encounter during your Spring Break trip to Las Vegas, ensuring that your friends and family will never find out just how much of a monster you really are.
Preserving My Slut Factor is Hard Work
You know those girls who walk out of a building and every penis within a 10-mile radius starts either begging its owner to turn around, or tucking itself and quivering in shame? You might not know it, but that, ladies and gents, is your slut factor.
Birth Control and Juggernaut Weenus
My birth control is discoloring the skin above my upper lip and it looks like I have a mustache. I've tried several different brands, but they all have the same effect. It looks really bad, almost like I have a permanent Dirty Sanchez. Any advice?
Trying Something New in Order to Get Sex and Save Money
I returned to school today and kissed my winter break good bye. It's not all bad though because I learned something from this past month. I was intoxicated in some form almost every single day of my month long break because I had nothing else to do besides go to work and get shitty with my friends.
Operation Sodomize Casper
Having assembled a ghost-hunting kit MacGyver would cheerfully endorse, I staked out a position for a long night of observation, and hopefully, ghost-punching.
Stop Being a Virgin
Don't be sucked in to a chastity cult that treasures their virginity. A virgin is a horrible, horrible thing to be. If you are a virgin, please stop being it.
Ron Jeremy Motivational Speech
Ron Jeremy helps average folks just like you get through the rough times with his motivational speech, "Life is Wonderful." (Plus free Q&A advice!)
Mommy, When I Grow Up I Want to be a Slut
In college, inner beauty clearly has as much use as a book on how to read, at least as far as getting laid goes. Enter the slut theory.