Yes, I’m Cheating on You with the Ghost of My High School Boyfriend, But Hear Me Out
There is a powerful part of me that needs, for just one night a year, some very specific, humiliating things from an outlaw rebel ghost.
There is a powerful part of me that needs, for just one night a year, some very specific, humiliating things from an outlaw rebel ghost.
Form A Team Of International Criminals To Rob The US Treasury: It’s on your mind now, it’s all you can think about, and you know what? Why not?
Stranger still, though, is to accept the behavior of John and Maria as that of two characters who do not ultimately have sex.
I enjoy the bachelor lifestyle that comes with living on an island that was ransacked by humans in the 1800s.
Time to swallow that unearned pride and make a purchase that would make every single member of your family deeply ashamed.
We feel lucky to be in your life at all. And honestly, we hate that you aren’t single. Sometimes we feel like we should be paying you $39.99 a month.
1. Where does all your money go? a. Clothes. b. Clothes. c. Clothes. d. Clothes. e. A variety of things based on my different needs and interests.
During the ten-minute break between sessions, line up your children's stuffed animals in a giant single-file line leading directly to the bathroom.
She was slathered, head to toe, in Russian dressing, and I was ready to eat at Moscow’s most exclusive restaurant: Flavortown.
Yes!! Tell the whole department how unintuitive you find the system. Oh YES it’s been so hard for you to find your files since the software update.
Brave ideas drowned in a sea of silence. That’s a direct quote from "Rat Sex in Outer Space" and it applies here.
Would you watch a show about a sex columnist in Pocatello? Without me as the backdrop, it’s just white women complaining.