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Tag: Sex
An Idiot’s Guide to Her Sexual History
Here's how to figure out your girlfriend's true number. Because Sexual History is one class your college doesn't offer... at least not yet.
The Four Levels of Slut
Sluts can be rated on a number scale, but unlike hurricanes, you don't need a weatherman to tell which way she blows. (Hint: Up and down.)
Order Your Robot Girlfriend Today!
Human relationships getting stale? Save time, breath, and money by investing in the emotional and sexual stability of a lifelike robot model.
Why Does Everyone Want Me So Bad?
I conducted a little survey to find out how badly I am wanted. I took this survey and I found that 100% of people want me. I mean it’s basic math.
A Man’s Guide to Being a Dick
Tired of trying in vein to get with women? Being a dick is harder than it looks, but with a little bit of cockiness, you're on your way up.
How to Get Your Redwings, In Good Taste
You don't get squeamish at the sight of blood, right? Good, then you can head south, lap up her period, and earn your sexual manhood.
Masturbation: The Touchy Subject
Plagued by guilt over your naughty habit?! Learn the no-fail rationalization for self-pleasure through the six-step acronym known as RADISH.
Lose Your Virginity… Today!
Virginity is a plague sweeping America's youth, but a 24-hour cure exists for the desperately ill. Take it from the master himself, ladies.
Don’t Date Him Guuuurl! (Dot Com)
A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!
A Touch of Love: The Awkward Joy of Massages
Gentle hands, hot massage oil, and health insurance. So enticing, you'll want to test the boundaries of this awkward professional relationship.
How to Get More Head
When your romantic evening comes to a head, don't forget your manners; hair-pulling and face-fucking are enough to make her spit.