Quiz: Which “Sex and the City” Character Are You? And Don’t Lie, We’ll Know
Question 3: You and the gals are out on the town when a guy you have a crush on starts hitting on one of your friends. What’s your move?
Tag: Sex
An Open Letter to the Guy Who Receives Self-Help Tips from the Pornhub Comment Section
We sympathize that you've lost “thousands of comments I need to get through the daily existential dread,” we have a moral obligation to protect our users.
Please Welcome Our Catholic School’s New Sex-Ed Teacher, Stephen King’s Carrie
She has experienced the perfect amount of sexual oppression and shame to properly teach your daughters about their growing bodies.
More Books Obama Read to Impress Women
De Beauvoir and Goethe for the cottagecore lesbian desperately in love with her best friend. Byron and Žižek for the pervert with a heart of gold.
The Top 5 Sleep Paralysis Demons in Panama City Beach
With so much laughter and Vicodin flooding the streets during the daylight hours, powerful dream beasts emerge to rule the night.
Joe Biden’s Real Campaign Schedule or My Joe Biden Fanfiction?
Joe takes me out onto the balcony, places his strong, soft hands on my cheeks and whispers softly in my ear, “Amtrak.” We make love under the moon.
Trying to Network at an Orgy
Can you introduce me to any shadowy figures who run the government here?
Enjoy Your “OnlyFans for Boomers” Free Trial
An alluring smile crossing his lips, he presses down, gently, on the button under his desk. Slowly, seductively, his desk rises to standing height.
5 Running Shoes That Won’t Help Me Escape the Reality That My Wife Is Having an Affair with David Attenborough
Unfortunately, even if I found the perfect pair of running shoes and I was the fastest man in the world, I wouldn’t be able to outrun the truth.
Socially Distanced Sexual Fantasies
I watch other people do it: strangers in masks screaming at non-maskers in public places.
They Found a Biosignature on Venus, So I Guess I’m Leaving My Wife
I have to leave you, because an appreciable amount of a chemical compound that smells like feces has been detected in Venus’ upper atmosphere.
I’m an Applicant Tracking System and I Think I’ve Finally Found “The One”
It's like you knew the key to my heart was a deep appreciation for long naked walks on the beach and Adobe Creative Suite.