My High School Football Halftime Championship Speech
It ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. I know because my cousin operates an underground dog fighting ring.
Tag: Speeches
The First Draft of Melania Trump’s Convention Speech
Donald Trump believes that people will forget what you’ve said, they’ll forget what you did, but they won’t forget a 1,000 mile border wall. You love this man, and so do I.
The King’s Speech, Morale-Killing Edition
Prince Percy: "General Haggis, lovely rousing words, but I was wondering if I might also have a word with our men before the glorious fight..."
Ron Jeremy Motivational Speech
Ron Jeremy helps average folks just like you get through the rough times with his motivational speech, "Life is Wonderful." (Plus free Q&A advice!)
Suck My Cock, Bitch: The Airtight Argument
No matter the scenario, even if she's got a good head on her shoulders, if you whip out this argument, she'll soon be speechless.