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Competition makes the American dream real! But fighting to break records early in international competition while defending your title… isn’t classy.

"That ball was on the line! And the whole question of borders comes from an outmoded hermeneutic treating the nation-state as a discreet actor."

Are you adept enough to distinguish these English football stadiums from locations in Westeros and Essos?

Falling: Your subconscious is saying that you need to go back to school or enlist. You’re falling away from your stupid wakeboarding career.

What are you gonna do next, wear Vans to a fundraiser? Actually, don’t do that, I’m calling dibs, homie.

Air Max 180: You say stuff like, "The only way to be a marathon runner is to run a marathon." You've never run a marathon.

Cooking for Friends: This is just like a quick-fire challenge on Top Chef: there’s a time crunch and four people watching.

A 6-2 record with one game left? With five players training at Elite, we should be undefeated. Heck, we should shut out every team in this league.

After playing four straight championships and winning three, fans are asking, "Is there a cactus who could even come close to beating the Warriors??"

HELLOOOOO! Hope you brought the peanut butter, because that my friend was a mouthwatering jam!

"I set a goal [NUMBER OF YEARS THE TEAM HAS BEEN TERRIBLE] ago and I was determined to give it [CLICHÉ FROM MOTIVATIONAL KITTEN CALENDAR]."

Millions tuned in to watch Jimmy Stewart’s body rocket down the mountain, reaching a top speed of 90 MPH and securing the bronze.