We’re Glad You’re Enjoying the Game, But Would You Mind Disabling Your Shot Blocker?
We understand your concern with protecting the rim at all costs, but maybe you could just disable the shot blocker on one part of the court?
We understand your concern with protecting the rim at all costs, but maybe you could just disable the shot blocker on one part of the court?
Cincinnati Bearcats: You’ve watched a tournament game in a strip club. Iowa Hawkeyes: You lost money investing in Matthew Whittaker’s toilet company.
If you encounter a group of violent mountain people who threaten to harm you, please do not use your guide as a bargaining chip to secure freedom.
I never look to see if the bus or train is coming. I never push the button more than once on elevators or at crosswalks.
RULE 22.0: Imagine for a moment a model train set circling without purpose—you’re the little plastic conductor.
Now that you’ve sufficiently tortured your sweet angel for the past hour, make him watch as you make your own macaroni artwork.
I’m sorry I climbed a utility pole outside during halftime to hang a handmade flag with my team’s logo.
9:07 PM: You wonder if you were actually the one who made the comment about the band name and have been replaced by an Adam Levine. You’re not sure.
"You fielded eighteen promposals before February. That's a county record."
These events are particularly disturbing given that we do not know Gritty's political party, nor is he a resident of the state of Texas.
There's no catch, except that I'm going to be making sure you check each and every one of those little "D" boxes on your ballot, you hetero freaks.
If your friend's team was the one that eliminated your team, tell them they can see you at your funeral.