A Failed Attempt at a Hooker Orgasm
Is it possible to rock a hooker’s world? Could I get a hooker to pay me? Only way to find out is to put my penis to work in one.
Tag: Stories
Party Barge: The True Story of Noah’s Ark
How did Noah gather the animals? How did he feed them all? How did he keep them from reproducing aboard the ship? One answer: BOOZE!
The Feel-Good Comedy of 1993
An old woman lingers after hours at the DVD store trying to pick a movie, so one employee takes it upon himself to recommend the saddest comedy ever.
The Homeless Give Back
<img src="/files/u2/homeless-rich.jpg" alt="Homeless" hspace="3" vspace="3" width="150" height="179" align="right" />The unthinkable happened to me yesterday: a homeless man gave ME money. I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it's true.
I Supermanned with Nuts in My Mouth
I tripped over a curb at State and flew triumphantly while chewing the remnants of some prematurely dis-enjoyed macadamia nuts. While in the air, the words 'I look like Superman' actually scrolled through my brain.
Doing Acid at a Kanye West Concert
I have no clue where I am, and I think the world is ending. Lasers are shooting at me from the stage, and Kanye West is there, dancing and singing like a 14-year-old girl.
Famous Moments in Alcohol: The Titanic Tragedy
To truly understand where we are going as partiers, we must understand where we have come from. That includes studying the alcoholic tragedy of the Titanic.
Grin, Part 1
Jack fucked my wife. He fucked my wife and I never would've guessed. Why would I, though? Jack didn't need to fuck my wife.
Seven Epic Drunk Dials
Seven of the most epic drunk dialing and alcoholic answering stories from Alex Bash. This is why phones need late night lock-outs.
Four True Heroes and Their Stories
Forget colored tights and camouflaged uniforms. Modern day heroes require a special blend of courage, ingenuity, and animal instinct.
At the Rest Stop of Madness
Part I of the horror/humor series following a group of college kids on a misguided road trip, and their ill-fated encounter with the surreal.
At the Rest Stop of Madness, Part II
Part II of the horror/humor series picks up as the college friends pull in to the rest stop, and head to the restroom for a lot more than a quick pee.