I’m Here for the Gang Bang
HorseCock stripped down to his bare ass. Everyone at the house stopped partying to watch the spectacle. The practical joke was about to commence...
Tag: Stories
Why is Smoking Salvia Still Legal, Again?
Unlike weed though, one hit of Salvia lets you know that you are a fragile being, and that it's about to fuck you harder than most prison inmates would.
A Failed Attempt at a Hooker Orgasm
Is it possible to rock a hooker’s world? Could I get a hooker to pay me? Only way to find out is to put my penis to work in one.
Party Barge: The True Story of Noah’s Ark
How did Noah gather the animals? How did he feed them all? How did he keep them from reproducing aboard the ship? One answer: BOOZE!
The Feel-Good Comedy of 1993
An old woman lingers after hours at the DVD store trying to pick a movie, so one employee takes it upon himself to recommend the saddest comedy ever.
The Homeless Give Back
<img src="/files/u2/homeless-rich.jpg" alt="Homeless" hspace="3" vspace="3" width="150" height="179" align="right" />The unthinkable happened to me yesterday: a homeless man gave ME money. I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it's true.
I Supermanned with Nuts in My Mouth
I tripped over a curb at State and flew triumphantly while chewing the remnants of some prematurely dis-enjoyed macadamia nuts. While in the air, the words 'I look like Superman' actually scrolled through my brain.
Doing Acid at a Kanye West Concert
I have no clue where I am, and I think the world is ending. Lasers are shooting at me from the stage, and Kanye West is there, dancing and singing like a 14-year-old girl.
Famous Moments in Alcohol: The Titanic Tragedy
To truly understand where we are going as partiers, we must understand where we have come from. That includes studying the alcoholic tragedy of the Titanic.
Grin, Part 1
Jack fucked my wife. He fucked my wife and I never would've guessed. Why would I, though? Jack didn't need to fuck my wife.
Seven Epic Drunk Dials
Seven of the most epic drunk dialing and alcoholic answering stories from Alex Bash. This is why phones need late night lock-outs.
Four True Heroes and Their Stories
Forget colored tights and camouflaged uniforms. Modern day heroes require a special blend of courage, ingenuity, and animal instinct.