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Screen time surpassed crying and stress-baking as the best anxiety salve. Hours of gazing at TikTok bent the tip of your spine.

Anyways, the uncapped Sharpie is getting me high, so I need to make this quick.

Beg. Lie prostrate before corporate HQ and beg. You are not above this. You have never been above this.

I love to kick back and escape my many problems by throwing on some real archival footage of a man who horrifically murdered his entire family.

Is it so terrible that I want transparency? And the permanent ability to login to his Twitter whenever I'm feeling a little fucking insane?

Like, it's actually important, it will only take a second or 30 full minutes, time means nothing to me, I'm 7 shots deep and had lettuce for dinner.

Are you sinister enough? Do you relish the insulin whiplash of your grand-twit's metabolism as he devours a Werther’s Originals from your hand?

Step 4: Find the Studs Inside the Wall - Use a stud finder for this, and definitely don’t point it at yourself first and say, “Found one!”

The experience of being diagnosed with a serious condition that causes me to pass out a lot has turned me into a natural leader.

What did you say, maggot? You’ve got “a fever”? Dude, go get that checked out right now. Brother Cody, open the window.

I have narrowly avoided being chewed up by a rat, a cat, and a very aggressive pet bird. I have also developed a severe dust allergy.

Being is a condition that has been linked to depression, a crippling sense of loss, getting attacked by alligators, and even death.