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Tag: Suicide
Why You Should Decapitate Yourself
Your life will be more frustrating than you could ever imagine. It is endless agony. Decapitation is the only answer. Off with your head.
Revel in Pointlessness
Appreciate pointlessness more. Too often it gets shunned and/or kicked to the curb like trash on a street. Undeservedly, it is saddled with a bad, misconstrued reputation.
Another Slow Day at the Suicide Prevention Center
Here's what I know: we are good at preventing suicides. We just need people to call. So please, if you know of anyone who looks pathetic, give them our number!
How to Commit Suicide the Right Way
Spare yourself unnecessary pain, make your suicide less gory, and minimize the paramedics' laughter when they find you dead from a Flintstone vitamin overdose.
The 10 Best Songs to Commit Suicide To
Sometimes you have to kill yourself. I understand, I've been there. When the mood strikes, put on one of these sweet tracks and shove a pitchfork through your neck.
Tips on Writing a Proper Suicide Note
You don't want your suicide note to start off with a cliche line. "By the time you read this, I will be dead" is trite and entirely too dramatic.
If the Boss Finds Out About Comcast, No Suicide Mission
Praise be to Allah. We are here to talk about our very important mission, which we do for the grace of God. We are ready to sacrifice ourselves for God like this, in a glorious fight against the unbelievers. For our mission to succeed, we must be strict and observe the rules from the boss.
A Suicide Story, Part II
A cemetery breathes new life into a cast of misfits struggling to find their way in a forest and the world.
A Suicide Story
It's hard to shake your recent troubled past, especially when the immediate future looks just as broken down. Time to tow your own.
Can a Brotha Get a Suicide?
Once you've committed to The Suicide, there's no going back. Ride those fizzy bubbles into the ethereal plane.
How to Write a Great Suicide Note
Do you want to kill yourself one day? Of course you do! Follow these guidelines for a note that'll really wow your roommates.