I Can Only Assume You’re Ignoring My Unsolicited LinkedIn Messages Because I Haven’t Sent Enough
It’s been 34 minutes since my last message, and you haven’t jumped on the chance to implement BRAINDRAIN to help your organization.
It’s been 34 minutes since my last message, and you haven’t jumped on the chance to implement BRAINDRAIN to help your organization.
Instead of opening and deleting messages as he received them, User #119182 has kept every email he has received since creating his account in 2009.
I read a novella, and then I read a novel, and then I wrote a novel, and then I got it published.
Our nuclear plant is verging on meltdown, and the key to stability lies in our vital AWS EC2 instance managed by former employee Ethan Reynolds.
Nadine rips open the presents, revealing these primitive analog relics. But by noon, she’ll have forgotten about all of you.
Yes, I want to see my friend’s joke about pouring milk in the bowl before cereal, but I also want a bot to direct me to pussy in bio.
Apathy doesn’t gel with our mission of making dogs better-looking with the transformative power of AI.
SpaghettAI involves unfathomable computing power, a series of data centers in Tuscany, and a gargantuan tub of tomato sauce in the metaverse.
I’m alone. There is no other person on Facebook. Every day, I open Facebook. I look for any sign of human life. There is none.
Once upon a midnight dreary, a man was scrolling, weak and weary.
I mean, that’s fine isn’t it? I cost $1500, I’m considered to be the best laptop on the market right now.
Did you see my tweet from this morning saying I take everyone’s concerns seriously, accompanied by a gif from The Office?