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I’m here to tell you that for your upcoming, serious, life-threatening gallbladder removal surgery, you’re on your own, kiddo.

Strategist, Influencer Marketing – What do any of these words mean, and furthermore what do they mean when they’re next to each other?

- Your phone’s insistence that you can’t take pictures until you delete stuff. - Your phone’s refusal to agree that deleting 32 pictures was enough.

Roy was always trying to make a quick buck. He had all the best schemes in high school, and he also never had any money when the bill came.

6:45 AM – The Indifference Rover has been located in the staff rec room where it was watching television. It has been returned to the rocket.

Construction Soundscapes: - Indoor: Hammering, Banging, Drilling - Indoor/Outdoor: Reverberating Machine Humming (Origin Unknown)

The trendiest, blandest, gray hoodies for the influencer who just can't keep their mouth shut. Don’t worry, you got this!

The iPhone knows it’s not “chill” to say this, but she prefers the pandemic life. She’s happier now!

Do you know how expensive microchips are? I didn’t become a billionaire by just going around giving away MICROCHIPS all the time!

And what about my heart, my battery? Fifteen years and still going strong. Always keeps its charge.

Skip the endless interplanetary travels and instead, parachute your rovers from Earth orbit into the welcoming atmosphere of San Asino’s city park.

That’s me wearing the torn NASA t-shirt on my favorite couch. I uploaded this photo to show I’m a typical 39-year-old living in his Mom’s garage.