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NotJeff: This password is great for anyone not named Jeff. Again though, please don’t actually use this password since it is on this list.

I do wish everyone could see me. I need everyone I got drunk with Freshman year and then avoided to witness how gorgeous I am, munching on Doritos.

I am unable to respond at this time, as I'm walking around the house looking for construction opportunities.

“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”

I’ll try to bring a present. But really, isn’t the inevitable boost in social clout you and I will get from this post worth more than any gift?

“Do you think this mole is changing colour?” So you didn’t come to the last meeting. The thing is that I’m really starting to worry about my health.

Make-Believe Star of Reality Show: Seeking creative self-starter who is delusional and lonely enough to pretend they are a contestant on reality TV.

Engage in an almost lyrical conversation about Laura Dern’s early work in Blue Velvet, noting its extreme qualities but necessary rise to canon.

Let all your worries, cares, and worldly possessions flow away from your body… and into a rental truck parked outside...

We accept many forms of currency, including gold bars, silver pesos, and buried treasure, provided it is accompanied by a map.

Day 12, Check-In 74: There is simply no way for us to know just by looking at you that you haven’t brushed your teeth in days.

Paint a Fresco - Sure the prep list is a bitch and wet lime plaster is a bear of a medium, but can you think of a better time to tackle the job?