Dad’s Work from Home Automatic Email Responses
I am unable to respond at this time, as I'm walking around the house looking for construction opportunities.
I am unable to respond at this time, as I'm walking around the house looking for construction opportunities.
“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”
I’ll try to bring a present. But really, isn’t the inevitable boost in social clout you and I will get from this post worth more than any gift?
“Do you think this mole is changing colour?” So you didn’t come to the last meeting. The thing is that I’m really starting to worry about my health.
Make-Believe Star of Reality Show: Seeking creative self-starter who is delusional and lonely enough to pretend they are a contestant on reality TV.
Engage in an almost lyrical conversation about Laura Dern’s early work in Blue Velvet, noting its extreme qualities but necessary rise to canon.
Let all your worries, cares, and worldly possessions flow away from your body… and into a rental truck parked outside...
We accept many forms of currency, including gold bars, silver pesos, and buried treasure, provided it is accompanied by a map.
Day 12, Check-In 74: There is simply no way for us to know just by looking at you that you haven’t brushed your teeth in days.
Paint a Fresco - Sure the prep list is a bitch and wet lime plaster is a bear of a medium, but can you think of a better time to tackle the job?
Surgical Glove Popcorn Hand: Although this craft is usually popular around Halloween, time has no meaning right now, making it actually timely.
Flying machine release date / Signs thy husband doth disrobing thy house maid / How to disrobe thy house maid / Paintings of breasts nearith me