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You’re that fired up about Gabe’s oatmeal raisin cookies in the break room? You’re not fooling anybody that you “dream about those bad boys!”

Will I ever be able to reach my full potential? Is it too late for me to even start? Which brings us to my first search, "sexy old celebrities."

Friendly reminder that client bathroom is for clients only / Executive you’ve never met leaving company / Routine system maintenance this weekend

You should know that the only reason I’m smiling right now is because that’s all you’ve taught me to do.

Measles, schmeasles... which is actually a new form of measles.

xBB/PPInn(Astros-VPonly): Number of beanballs or brushbacks per game vs. Astros hitters thrown by pitchers who pitched against Houston in 2017-19.

See, you’re a normal person that does normal-person things. Not me though. I’ve always been more of a figure--a figure that does public things.

Our company is multi-faceted, which means we do a multitude of different things. We don’t just have one facet, like other low-achieving companies.

People ask why I need the world’s most powerful artificial intelligence to manufacture a simple product. Obviously, those people aren’t businessmen.

Note my proper use of “whom.” “Whom” is also my safe word.

The lightweight uniforms of Space Force feature “Drip-Nip Technology©" that can resist water, whether it’s a splashdown or an unexpected “swirly."

Stoned college kids convincing themselves it’s really everyone else who is stoned / A yawn that never ends / Vomit splashing into a toilet