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Oh cool...he’s lurking that model’s Instagram again. You do know I can summon the full works of Shakespeare, right?

Based out of our offices located inside the spire of One World Trade Center, and we’d love to work with YOU (until the next round of layoffs).

Henry Ford observed that it’s not enough to build a good car, you also need to give your workers a token pay raise to generate some good press.

Who's Approving All These People to Drive Electric Mopeds in New York in Less Than 15 Minutes? Steve!

Paying for that improv class. Paying for single-payer healthcare. Getting back together with Jeff. Convincing Jeff to come to your improv show.

No, I am not studying genetic science in order to determine whether I can safely hook up with any of my 5th or 6th cousins! Geez.

We used to have lights, but we found that they reminded people way too much of their cell phone screens, so we got rid of them.

Do your thoroughbred Tibetan Mastiffs refuse to walk past your Nest Detect Sensor™ into the the conservatory where your stepfather passed away?

Jimmy Silverman (Jimmy’s Room): Was anybody in my room the other night? I heard strange noises coming from my closet and it smelled like bad eggs.

Ask your millennial co-worker if they need a muscle relaxer when they talk about Twitch, then find out it's not what your back does after a workout.

The new Boiling Lava Pit contains molten volcanic lava from the island of Heimaey, because here at DigiTech --- Authenticity Matters ©.

Uber: For Speed Dating - Sit up front because "you get carsick." Ask the driver if they have any siblings. If they ask you back, you’re in.