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26. Obscure form of communication you use to reach out to your ex after they’ve blocked you everywhere else:

We revised the concept of “eternal damnation” and suggest referring to it as “be cool bro."

Mysterious Ways -- U2: “Man, music today is just insufferable. Back in my day, the FANS were supposed to be insufferable!”

I was unable to tell if it was the machine or I who was screaming as I was jostled unpleasantly amid black smoke and splattering whale jelly.

You sat in silence for 18 minutes after finding out your new barber was from Long Island, voted for Trump, and has amazing ideas for your stand-up.

Inside the envelope, you will find a series of riddles that you must answer in the languages in which they are provided. Spelling counts.

Once I’m on to videos I know there’s no going back and I’m going to hate myself for the rest of the afternoon.

Security question: What is your maternal grandmother’s first name? We know you paused to remember which side maternal is, you unlearned horse’s ass.

Students are not to ask the Steve Jobs hologram any questions pertaining to how much he actually did at Apple as opposed to the engineers.

I never look to see if the bus or train is coming. I never push the button more than once on elevators or at crosswalks.

@fuckjerry even went back to my high school, played "Riff" in "West Side Story," and used all my ad libs just to twist the knife.

Let go. Really, just let go. The truth will come. Sometimes a fart will come. A fart is just another kind of truth. #yogaeverydamnday