Dave From Admissions and Juliet: A Tale of Unrequited Love
To: Juliet Miller <mjuliet@gmail.com> Subject: Your Last Chance to Get Up On This
To: Juliet Miller <mjuliet@gmail.com> Subject: Your Last Chance to Get Up On This
The swivel chair’s flying across the room, its arc through the air a simple yet astute critique of warming global temperatures.
I am the caregiver, companion, and confidante to 76 small and medium-sized birds that share my heart and my home. AMA!
Can I please just host this disco sex party in peace, without the dread of a Grindr message like, "Is there a face to go with your torso?"
Between all the traveling and assassinating, it can be hard to focus on yourself as a hitman. What to do with yourself in retirement?
Stop getting high on click. Here's how to bite the bullet and close every open tab littering your devices during CloseTabuary.
Four ways to trade those painful, meowy gasps for quality, pounding synths, whether you're a hip-hop head, a folk fanatic, or a sensitive Nancy.
Somehow I just couldn't stay pissed off at frat guy. He was my tax wingman, even though he totally killed my self-esteem.
What's going on, you guys? There's not a single French politician I can't follow or unfollow with ease. It's literally just clicking a button.
The same folks who tailgate, casually cut you off, and pass you on the shoulder now face no longer being able to terrorize fellow drivers.
Ladies, seriously? I did not anticipate that your skillsets would change because you did not want to be in a group with "that bitch."
I thought long and hard about what kind of birthday message to send you. Then I waited for what seemed like decades to receive your reply.